Funny Christmas Sweatshirt - "Don’t Blame the Holidays, You Were Fat in August"

🎅 Savage. Seasonal. So You.
Bring unapologetic cheer (and maybe a few jaw drops) to your holiday party with this hilariously blunt sweatshirt:
“Don’t Blame the Holidays, You Were Fat in August.”

Perfect for the friend who tells it like it is—or the one who needs to hear it. This isn’t your average ugly sweater. It’s festive fire, with a side of sass.

👕 Product Features:

• Unisex sizing: S–3XL

• Ultra-soft cotton/poly blend

• Cozy fleece lining

• Professionally printed design

• Crewneck sweatshirt style

• Color options: Red, Green, Black, White, Heather Grey

🎁 Perfect For:

• Gag gifts & white elephant exchanges

• Savage friend gifts

• Office party showstoppers

• People who are just over it this year

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold, inside out

• Tumble dry low or hang dry

• Do not iron directly on the design

📦 Shipping & Processing:

• Made to order – ships in 1–3 business days

• Domestic & international shipping available

• Tracking info provided